Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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