oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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