I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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