i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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