is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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