Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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