So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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