She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Found your dick twin last night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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