I feel like abortions should bother me more
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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