I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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