4 words: hood of his car
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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