David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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