Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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