No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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