Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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