I don't remember. Are we still dating?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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