Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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