I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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