Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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