So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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