One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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