We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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