FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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