i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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