You really coming over, don't trick.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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