have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
is it fun? or sober?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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