Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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