Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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