"it" just moved
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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