Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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