Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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