Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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