Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Swine flu. Run for my life!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
A bitchslap is in order.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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