that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
how does that bad decision feel?
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