Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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