We should be called the Road Head Warriors
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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