Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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