Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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