how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
3pm strippers are depressing
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I am one with the molecules
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize