Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
