i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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