He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
