so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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