yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
