After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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