I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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