I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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