Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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