im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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