This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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