I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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